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"Officer's Lounge" sub-board #13

NOTE: This was a VERY exclusive area, reserved specifically for the Sysop (me) and
my assistants/most trusted users. Since the board is LONG GONE, it can be
openly shared, now. :) It was INTENDED for discussions of the inner workings of the
BBS, problem users, deleted/edited posts, etc, but those things were rare... so the
topics generally were much like in WORMHOLES and TEN-FORWARD. ;)

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Wyre...
 1
Willie...
6/18/94
RunninThShip
2:12 am
You guys watch the TV until SIGH-off?
Hmmmm.. I thought only WFIF "SIGHED"
off!!! (Whooooosh....)

Yes‚ I know about those tiny little
RED bugs. Interesting little things.
Just the slightest TOUCH splatters
'em! Little red SPLOTCHES everywhere!
Hehehe...

I have seen those little things get
bigger‚ tho... about this size: .


Sighing Spiders
 7
WyreBall
6/18/94
A.S.Hindenburg- Radio Room
5:36 pm
Yes‚ the TV makes that sound‚ having
at last put up all it needed to put up
with‚ givoing us our TV prog....which
we hardly watch HERE at THIS
where-I-am-NOW ‚ place.

Red Dot Spideres....the ones all I
ever saw never got beyond the size of
4-to-a- .  size with room to wiggle.

BUT...we gfot Other spiders that I do
NOT like...and those wandering-around
ants  ( I guess looking for water...so
will give em battery acid)


We seem
 12
Lessa
6/19/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
7:51 am
to have carpenter ants too. And
carpenter bees. The mites have to be
coming through the screens. I would
say burn some citronella and see if
that works. The ants could need
fumigating. Before they eat the house.

       
 Lessa 
       


edible house
 7
WyreBall
6/22/94
A.S.Hindenburg- Radio Room
7:38 pm
and plumber bees

i;ll have to tell fred that


He'll
 12
Lessa
6/23/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
6:10 am
enjoy knowing that I found a real
money pit yesterday too.

       
 Lessa 
       

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Its....
 17
Screaming Eagle
6/28/94
University of New Haven
2:13 pm
A bit stuffy in here...>>SE<<


sorry bout that
 7
WyreBall
6/28/94
A.S.Hindenburg- Radio Room
8:07 pm
I had my socks off....



You should....
 17
Screaming Eagle
6/28/94
University of New Haven
11:40 pm
wear doctor shole's....>>SE<<


DR SCHOLES
 43
Dreis
6/29/94
in the can
4:44 pm
would be a good START...
an over pressure hydrogen
decontamination chamber would handle
the rest!!!

DREIS THE MAGNIFICENT
MAGISTER OF THE REALM


Aphyxiatin
 7
WyreBall
7/1/94
A.S.Hindenburg- Radio Room
4:22 am
(un-breatable no matter how badly
spelled)

Dr Scrolls took ONE wiff‚ and keeled
over....so Dreis's idea I think would
work better....but‚ sub the Hydrogen
with Sulfur Di-oxide‚ and Methane?

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Here's a trick...
 17
Screaming Eagle
7/1/94
University of New Haven
10:20 am
Take your shoes put them in plastic
bags and put them in the
freezer...This will kill all the
oderiferous eneminations...>>SE<<


It  
 12
Lessa
7/1/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
1:59 pm
would probably kill the freezer too.

       
 Lessa 
       


blowed roasted icebox
 7
WyreBall
7/2/94
A.S.Hindenburg- Radio Room
4:12 am
I tried thsat....but the shoelaces got
caught in the fan in the fridge....
this then made the shoes flop around
and knock all the ice cubes out on the
floor.
Tahts when Dreis came over to visit
and in he walks‚ slips on the ice...
crashes to the floor and knocks all my
dirty dishes outa the sink.
Scared all the birds outa the tree
next door. so they lamded on neighbors
car and 'decorated' it.
This infuriated the neighbor who
whipped out a shot gun‚ and she shot
holes in our fence....which let in 715
cats to ouyr yard where they made
cigars all over.
THAT stalled the lawnmower that Bill
was running........

shall I go on?



No
 12
Lessa
7/2/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
11:58 am
I think we get the picture.... ;)

       
 Lessa 
       


thank goodness
 43
Dreis
7/2/94
in the can
3:16 pm
for the A(bort 
command!!!!

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aren't we lucky?
 7
WyreBall
7/3/94
A.S.Hindenburg- Radio Room
1:12 am
Only problem is‚ that he gets his toes
stuck in the air-duct grille in the
floor.....have to ectract him...

(Glad I keep that Vise Grip pliars!)


Oh Paaalease!
 61
Miss Lhia
7/15/94
Cabin 221
1:07 am
One time this kid had his finger stuck
in a knotty pine floor for three
hours. The only way we could release
him was to go to the cellar (After
filling his head full of scarey
monster stories) AND...GRAB HIS
FINGER! 

Then‚ I'll tell you about the guy from
Boston who‚ all because of lil' ole
me‚ got his mouth stuck on an antique
doorknob in the lovely city of Rome!



His
 12
Lessa
7/16/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
5:54 pm
mouth? Now that must have been quite a
scene.

       
 Lessa 
       

Was that zmf?


W H A T ? !
 7
WyreBall
7/17/94
A.S.Hindenburg-Radio Room
4:44 pm
Oh my gawd!

tell us ! tell us please!

Was it Bob?



ROTFL!!!!!!!
 1
Willie...
7/26/94
RunninThShip
11:18 am
Oh man‚ that one about the fan and
freezer‚ birds and cats... HEHEHEHE!!

It's not stuffy in here any more! ;)

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No‚
 12
Lessa
7/27/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
11:37 am
It's right out on the limb with the
rest of the squirrel nests. Or in the
crook of the tree limbs.

       
 Lessa 
       


out on limb
 7
WyreBall
8/9/94
At LESSA's!
5:06 am
Which?  Bob‚‚‚ or the refrigerator?


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Need 
 12
Lessa
8/10/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
6:45 am
a long extension cord for that one.

       
 Lessa 
       

Maybe a dragon put it there????


YES!
 7
WyreBall
8/13/94
At LESSA's!
11:55 am
Else a solar battery slung over the
top limb....

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Now that
 12
Lessa
8/13/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
3:06 pm
would work.

       
 Lessa 
       

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Yes‚ it would
 7
WyreBall
8/16/94
At LESSA's!
1:27 pm
And so iswhy‚ eventually‚ a solar
panel will be present at the new palce

no...not to run a treed refrigerator‚
but to run other items..

Now...we gotta figure out which is it‚
Bob ZMF‚ the round one...or the fridge
thats raelly in hot water here...



!
 61
Miss Lhia
8/29/94
Cabin 221
2:44 pm
No! The Round Master is still intact!
Hehe! This happened a long time ago to
some guy who went on a class trip. He
was a wise guy from Boston and we
decided to teach him a lesson...
Ask ZMF: I can usually convince
someone to try anything once! After
all‚ I did get my friend Monica to
stick her tongue to the freezer door!
Of course‚ she left me with a few
dozen sqamous epithilium cells‚ but
what the heck...
Anyway‚ our Bostonian know-it-all got
his mouth over the doorknob all right‚
but he couldn't get it off! Needless
to say it was quite a scene in the
hotel hallway. They ended up calling
the Italian fire department (After we
tickled his to smitherines) and taking
him and the disconnected doorknob down
to the emergency room! 
I don't think I've told Bob about that
one yet! Right now‚ he's probably up
to his elbows in Bone-Dough...
 
                  N1SUG !


Sometimes
 12
Lessa
9/2/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
5:41 am
know it all's need extra added
convincing. So he got a new taste bud.
Oh‚ well

       
 Lessa 
       


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