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"WORMHOLES" sub-board #9

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(vidio on)
 7
WyreBall
8/5/94
At LESSA's!
11:24 am
       //.....///...../////
      < -    ////    ////
 zzz!  ... /////    ///
          ....."''''
               "
               "
               "
              >"-


(be-squnched pix of sleeping turkey)


gobble gobble
 43
Dreis
8/5/94
in the can
7:14 pm
turkey 'I need a rest after that
vacation in aSPACE! what those
humanoids wont do to a feathered
biped!OS!OS!
p.
‚;'
 :";'
  .‚:";'
 .

DREIS


And then
 12
Lessa
8/8/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
12:59 pm
he turns over and goes back to sleep
as the worm hole floats around him‚
protecting him from prying humanoid
eyes.



Dr Crowba R. Ies
 7
WyreBall
8/9/94
At LESSA's!
4:45 am
         V
         "
         "
zzz      "
   '''''' '''
  < -         /
   ///....... //
       ....   ///
               ///


(turned overTurkey‚ sleeping)


Peace
 12
Lessa
8/10/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
6:42 am
reigns in outer space.

------ 940-944 ------

peace reigns
 43
Dreis
8/11/94
in the can
1:49 am
peace is unavoidable in a vacuum!!! so
what is the point‚ we have to work on
it here‚ and that means giving some of
our petty squables up...something many
are unwilling to do at the present...
we'll see what tomorow brings...

DREIS THE MAGNIFICENT
MAGISTER OF THE REALM


Raining Peas
 7
WyreBall
8/13/94
At LESSA's!
11:49 am
 o         o       o


o      o        o              o


    o        o               o



o                 o                  o




      o                 o           o


 "       " "          "        "
blip     splish     plop     splat




(peas rains)



As the
 12
Lessa
8/13/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
3:05 pm
peas (peace) falls back into the worm
hole it is absorbed and goes back into
quiet oblivion.



In other words
 7
WyreBall
8/16/94
At LESSA's!
1:23 pm
Pea soup


When the
 12
Lessa
8/16/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
4:01 pm
turkey wakes up long enough to use the
facilities‚ he finds that several of
his tail feathers have been dyed
green‚ blending in with the browns
quite nicely.

       
 Lessa 
       

------ 945-949 ------

=
 21
Rich
8/17/94
The only non-Italian in 'staven
1:59 am
Good grief. Turkies?
Hiding?
Just tie their feet and take an axe to their head so we can
have company over for a feast. Pass the gravy!!!


And with
 12
Lessa
8/18/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
8:32 am
that sacriledge‚ Rich is sucked into
the Worm Hole and never seen again.

       
 Lessa 
       


 (AUDIO ON)
 7
WyreBall
8/18/94
At LESSA's!
10:37 am
‚'.           '.‚
'‚  SLUR-R-R-P.'‚.

 .'           ‚'.

     -flop flop...fwush! gurgle

        (as he goes down the pipes)

GLUG! GLUG!
           ( As he completes his
                  journey‚ in wet
                      splendor )
----
Turkey orders Tea El Grey‚ Hot to use
as a cleaning fluid‚ for his
discoloured feathers.

Replicator‚ delivers tea‚ hot‚ VERY
HOT and upon application‚ scalds
Turkey.

GOBBLE!! GOBBLE!! sez Tuiurkey with
grate alarm and distraughtness‚ while
he jumps around amidst a cloud of Tea
Steam

(some times a 1000 words is easyer to
do than a pix)

belch!



Reply to: 945
 25
phill
8/19/94
wtby-ct
8:00 pm
i heard this so call turkey is running
arround with his head chopped off....
heeheh :)


This is true
 7
WyreBall
8/22/94
At LESSA's!
9:29 am
Hes out in the wall doinf that‚ along
with some help of Cows ‚ now.

------ 950-954 ------

No ‚ I
 12
Lessa
8/22/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
3:07 pm
think the pigs are giving him the most
help‚ because they are the smartest.

__"Halgren_"_
_"_       __"


oh?
 7
WyreBall
8/24/94
At LESSA's!
6:55 pm
with all that oinking...sounding like
an un-oiled warp drive coil?

THAT is HELP???



Of course
 12
Lessa
8/25/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
8:31 am
they are oinking in cw. And he is
gobbling back in cw. All you have to
do is listen so that you can tell what
they are saying.

       
 Lessa 
       


(audio on)
 7
WyreBall
8/25/94
At LESSA's!
4:41 pm
oink  ooiink ooiink

oink  ooiink ooiink   oink oink
oink  ooiink ooiink  oink
oink  ooink ooink oink

ooiink  ooiink oink
oink
ooiink

ooink oink ooiink ooink
ooiink ooiink ooiink
oink oink ooiink
£i1



gobble gob.
gobble gobble gobble

gobble gob. gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble
gob.  gob. gobble

gob. gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble
gobble gob.
gobble!

(put THAT on cw and see em decode it!)


DECODED
 12
Lessa
9/2/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
5:49 am
Wyreball's going to get you...

ans. 

No you won't

       
 Lessa 
       

And if you can make more sense out of
that than we did‚ you are a better
person than we are‚ Gunga Din...

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Reply to: 954
 24
Mr. Computer Wiz
9/8/94
NCC-1701-E
4:50 pm
Huh?


Don't you believe 
 12
Lessa
9/10/94
MOVING THROUGH TIME
1:39 pm
in space turkeys?

       
 Lessa 
       


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